Teenager-hood is right around the corner.
Attitude is arriving.
Evidence: Hannah procrastinating taking her shower tonight. She made up some story about the bathroom being too scary and TikTok (from the Wizard of Oz books) was going to get her.
Me: You'd better stop pretending and get moving.
H: There IS something scary in the bathroom.
Me, sternly: There isn't anything scary in the whole house.
H: Yes there is. It's YOU when you're mad.