December 23, 2009
Overheard from the shower:
(During her shower, Hannah is cleaning the glass walls and door with a washcloth, trying to keep the glass free of water droplets. Yes, a futile effort. She pretends the wall is afraid of the droplets.)
This one-woman show is performed by Hannah, doing a variety of voices.
Wall (in a deep worried voice): Oh no. What are we going to do? This stuff is everywhere! Help! Help! Help!
Hannah: Not to worry! It's ME to the rescue!
Washcloth (a high squeaky voice): No! It's ME to the rescue!
Hannah: But I can help too. You need me! You can't reach all the places.
Wall (more frantic): I don't care who helps me but somebody, PLEASE! This water is...is...making me WET.
Hannah: I'll save you. I'm the best. (turns off water)